Too Seasoned to Give a F*ck Funny Vintage Cooking T-Shirt

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Description

Sunny, bold, and a little salty — this lightweight tee carries a sassy kitchen‑confidence that reads like a wink. The front artwork bursts with vintage diner colors and playful spice‑jar icons, declaring “Too Seasoned to Give a F*ck” with curved, hand‑lettered type and warm, retro accents. It sits casually at the hip and layers easily under a denim jacket or apron, moving from errands to barbecues without fuss. Breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps the fabric soft against skin while side seams and shoulder tape hold the shape wash after wash. The tear‑away label and reliable ribbed collar make it comfortable for long wear. Wear it when you’re cooking up a storm, hosting friends, or just strolling the farmers’ market — it’s made for people who bring flavor and attitude everywhere they go.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
– Retail/crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
– Side seams and shoulder tape for durability and better fit
– Tear‑away label; REACH certified; adult sizing
– DTF/DTG printed artwork with crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck print options

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean

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